Found this article on the WIRED Blog. Needless to say…anything with the phrase “penis jousting”…my curiosity peaks. WIRED was talking about the top 7 animal mating rituals, the most unique was the penis jousting by Flatworms.
http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/02/animalcourting.html
I love the fact the “loser” basically becomes the woman of the relationship.
The phrase penis jousting/penis fencing alone will now need to be included in my vernacular, but need to think of some appropriate ways to use the pharse…
- a more heterosexual twist…”Hey honey…after the kids go down, you up for some penis jousting?”
- Or if something bad happens that’s pretty messed up…”damn…i just got penis jousted.”
Hmmm..I’ll keep working on it. This just has such a high potential for some hijinks and hilarity. 
